Which Valjiir Character Are You?

...and do you really want to know?
WARNING! There are 20 Questions
(yeah, like the game...)



1) Obligatory "get it out of the way" favorite color question:

Green
Teal
Purple
I beg your pardon?
Gold
Blue
Black
Red
Is leather a color?
Dark
Multicolored
Silver
White



2) If money could buy happiness, what else would you want it to buy?

Order
Discipline (get your mind out of the gutter)
Joy
Power
Freedom
Sex - oh, wait....
Health
Silence
Peace
Reason
Wealth
Family
A good lawyer



3) Pick a song title:

Wildflower
Free Man in Paris
Two Out of Three Ain't Bad
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
The Logical Song
The Gambler
Sailing
Give Peace a Chance
Crash and Burn
You Needed Me
Call Me
Born To Be Wild



4) If you could pick anywhere to go on vacation, where would it be?

A treehouse in a deep forest
Shrimping on the Gulf
Wall Street
The Gobi Desert
The Amazon Rain Forest
Racing
Nightlife - Bars and clubs and dance floors...
China
Hawaii
Anyplace a certain Antari isn't
The best, most expensive hotel with all the luxuries
Lorelei Pleasure Planet
Wherever my love desired



5) What's your area of greatest interest:

Psychology
Security
Music
Needles
Computers
Sex... weaponry... sex... botany... sex... children... sex... racing... sex... martial arts...
Exploration
Pharmaceuticals
Sensation and experience
The Torah (or chemistry, whichever)
Telepathy
Engineering
Research



6) What's your favorite word(s)?

Wanna race?
Go away.
Is that man botherin' you?
Let me help.
Fascinating
Word(s)?
Keheil
Oy!
You have heard of me?
Done deal.
We have to try.
I love you.
Hot Damn!



7) If you could be anyone, from any place, any era, who would you be?

D'Artagnan
Horatio Hornblower
Donald Trump
Emperor Ming
Moses - so maybe I could change a thing or two?
God
Tom Bombadil
Zephram Cochran
John the Apostle
Sigmund Freud
Why would I wish to be someone else?
Queen Elizabeth the First of England
Me!



8) What attracts you most in a potential lover?

The Ears
The Mind
The Eyes
The Body
The Attitude
The Voice
The Legs
The Mouth
The Buns
The Heart
The Throat
The Hands
The Emotions



9) What would your potential lover find most attractive about you?

You are far too forward.
I'm generous, though never to a fault
Hell if I know.
My looks
Nothing
I can put them at ease.
My strength
My sparkling wit
What do you have in mind?
Everything
My skill
Cool outside, warm inside
My honesty



10) If someone were to describe you in one word, what would they be most likely to say?

Beautiful
Quiet
Passionate
Controlled
Commanding
Perceptive
Discerning
Devoted
Sexy
Foul-tempered
Daffy
Daring
Accomplished



11) If you were a vampire, who would you be?

You're joking, right?
Lestat
Maharet AND Mekare
Armand
Akasha
Louis
Marius
One of the brides of Dracula
Vlad Himself
Dead
Angelus
Drusilla
Gabrielle, Lestat's mother



12) What's your favorite drink?

Romulan Ale
YcasanWine
Whiskey
Cool, clear water
Plum Wine
Red Wine
Herbal Tea
Screaming Orgasm
Black Scotch
Saurian Brandy
Oolong Tea
Beer
Coffee



13) What Barbie would you be?

Is this a serious question?
Empress Barbie
Police Barbie
Fuck off!
Racer Barbie
Naked Barbie
Samurai Barbie
Captain Barbie
Dealer Ken
Leather Barbie
Yentl Barbie
Healer Barbie
Invisible Barbie



14) Do you like this quiz so far?

Am I supposed to?
I'd like it better if there were more questions about sex.
I find it a bit tedious.
It's very revealing.
Not really.
Who am I to say?
Sure.
It passes the time.
It's not bad.
Like?
'Like' is such a relative term *grin*
Why not?
No. Leave me alone.



15) If you found a lost puppy, what would you do?

I'd talk to it and find out where its home was.
I'd be hesitant, but probably take it home and hope I don't get sued.
It is cute?
It's not my dog.
Bring it home and try to find who owns it while making sure it's well cared for.
Play with it, get all attached to it, and be devastated when its owner turned up.
Bring it somewhere safe while attempting to find its owner.
Cuddle it and take it home.
Bring it to the authorities who handle such things.
I would bring it to a shelter of some sort, and feel guilty about not wanting to bring it home.
I'd take it home! Poor thing....
I'd take it home with me. What kind of person lets a puppy out all by itself anyway?
I'd start a house-to-house search for the owner.



16) Pick a number.

11
12
7
No.
1
1,436
3
8
2
Warp
5
13
9



17) What's your favorite type of music?

Classical
Upbeat, stirring
Instrumental
Um... I like music.
Quiet, soothing
Rock and Roll
The sounds of nature.
Techno
Anything bright - I hate that depressing shit
Blues
Loud and sexy.
Jazz
Sure, why not?



18) If you had to choose, would you rather be healthy, wealthy or wise?

Wealthy - wasn't there that question earlier about money buying everything else?
Wise... wait, healthy.
Wealthy - I can pay others to be wise for me.
What a stupid question.
Healthy - without your health, you have nothing.
And if I refuse to choose?
Wise. Always
Wealthy - I'm always healthy and wise
Wise - I long for answers to deep questions
Healthy - I need to be at the top of my physical game
Wise - without wisdom, neither health nor wealth can be properly appreciated
Healthy - if you've got your health, you can go out and get anything you need
Healthy - in the psychological sense



19) Pick a card. Any card.

Jack of Hearts
Hierophant
Royal Flush if you don't mind.
Ace of Spades
High Priestess
Magician
Strength
Three of Swords
Queen of Diamonds
Jack of Spades
Emperor
King of Hearts
Temperance



20) And finally, if you could only give one piece of advice to your children, what would you say?

Live for today, for tomorrow may never come.
Loyalty is its own reward.
Listen to those wiser than you, that's what they're here for.
Respect those you love and those who love you.
Children? Please!
When in doubt, always ask the rabbi.
Vows are forever.
Never lose hope
You're never alone.
It is never to late to seek help.
Know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em.
Protect yourself.
Consider the consequences of your actions.



Please make sure you've answered all the questions!
Code adapted from alanna's quiz tutorial